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SUBJECT: # 4382: New jet ski

Submitted by fatboy from OHIO on 5/22/2011 1:01:00 PM

After fishing the morning with a friend we came in to take out. The ramp is a 2 hole ramp and and the after noon gang was out in force blocking both ramps. I let my buddy off at the dock to go get the truck.

While waiting for him to pick me up I watched these 2 couples unload their water turds, one of them was brand spanking new. The owners total weight had to be over 550 pounds. The wife was decked out in matching clothing to match her new toy.

They had no clue how to unload and were taking forever pissing me off, that was soon to change. After they finally got the thing in the water her husband moved it to the end of the dock and told her to get on. She stepped off of the dock onto one side and flipped it throwing both of them it the lake. I could not help my self and broke out with a big bwahaahaa.

Her husband and his buddy were trying to help her get up on the dock by both of they pushing her upward on her butt. It looked like their hands sunk in about a foot deep into her fat rump. Try as they might they could not get her up on the dock so they have her work her way around to the ramp and walk out.

Round 2, back at the end of the dock again with her husband on front telling her to get on. This time she just side stepped out and jumped on. When she landed she flipped it over again only this time she launched her husband over her head. She came up spitting water and I was rolling on the front deck laughing so hard I was crying. They were all giving me the mean mug but I could not help it.

She did the around the end of the dock thing and walks up the ramp.

Round 3, this time theta get the bright idea to back the jet ski up the ramp so she could climb on. Her husband had his gut smashed up tight to the handle bars and she had about a foot of butt hanging over the back of the seat yelling at him to scoot up. Anyway they start to pull out slowly and as the jet ski moves down the ramp it slowly flips throwing them both off.

She came up spitting water and cussing like a drunk sailor with me rolling all over the deck of my boat. They were all pissed off at me and this dude that was bank fishing who could not see what was going on was looking at me like I was nuts.

She threw a fit and told her old man to go without her. A case of the dumb ass must have over taken him because he did leaving her sitting at the soaking wet and pissed at the world.

She was sitting there steaming when my buddy backed in, as he was pulling me out she looked over at me and gave me a dirty look. I was trying to wipe the tears off of my face and not laugh at her butt I just came undone and fell apart. If I had thought she looked mad when we were pulling out I really I was wrong because she now was mad as an old wet hen.

Can not help but wonder just how much fun their new toy was for her. Thinking that sucker went back.

  1. 5/28/2011 7:01:00 PM Submitted by Spooled Again from TEXAS says Bwahahaahahaha!
    I think i pissed mysef I laffed so hard. huh huh! No shchixt! Really!

    I seen fat people on water turrds out here on Lake Conroid all the time and scratch mysef wonderin if they gotta crane hoist to set them fat asses on their Mosheens or just how do they mount them things anyhow Mr. Randall?

    SA

    still scratchin'


  2. 6/2/2011 1:53:00 PM Submitted by Spinny from VIRGINIA says Hey Spooley,
    I just axed about you on the NF2. Hadn't seen you in a while. Just checkin' on ya.


  3. 6/4/2011 6:46:00 AM Submitted by fatboy from OHIO says What Gordon said
    Well that any you remain in my prayers.


  4. 6/6/2011 8:15:00 PM Submitted by Spooled Again (74.197.160.233) from TEXAS says Heeled good
    Eye'm doin' just super and super blessed fer now.

    The Lord told me eye got 17 more years here on the Boat Ramp. So y'all can stop holdin your breaf's umkay.

    It appears eye bin banned from the Lepurr bored fer some reason. Guess I pixxed off de sheriff again.

    Anyhow, just hangin here on the lake fixin up da place and waitin on them granchillin's to pop outta dem bellies one by one.

    SA


  5. 6/8/2011 8:46:00 PM Submitted by partonb from TENNESSEE says we have them fat water turds here in TN
    Hello guys how you been Randell aint talk to you in a coons age you to Gordon an of corse caint leve out ole Spooley

    partonb former FISHMAN


  6. 6/9/2011 11:25:00 AM Submitted by StevieP from MASSACHUSETTS says Spooley - I know you guys write it how it sounds, and it's fun & all
    but seriously - isn't it HARDER to write that gibberish, than to just use real words, grammar, punctuation, and spelling?

    It sure is harder on the reader to figure out wtf you're writing.


  7. 6/13/2011 8:05:00 PM Submitted by Spooled Again (74.197.160.233) from TEXAS says I speak not in some foreign langwidge.
    Y'all should know by now that I speak truth in all things things of dis earf.

    Dat spinal cancer eye had is gone fer good like said above that to the good Lord above. Iffin anyone will it to be done, you too can be saved from the Judgement of the holy Father almighty. Just ask Jesus Christ to come into your heart and you shall be saved from His judgement.

    Dat's right as it gets.

    SA


  8. 6/14/2011 2:14:00 PM Submitted by Harumph #11038 from OHIO says It could be worse SteveP
    For example:

    I cnduo't bvleiee taht I culod aulaclty uesdtannrd waht I was rdnaieg. Unisg the icndeblire pweor of the hmuan mnid, aocdcrnig to rseecrah at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mttaer in waht oderr the lterets in a wrod are, the olny irpoamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rhgit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whoutit a pboerlm. Tihs is bucseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey ltteer by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Aaznmig, huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghhuot slelinpg was ipmorantt! See if yuor fdreins can raed tihs too.


  9. 6/16/2011 6:21:00 PM Submitted by Cuejockey from NORTH CAROLINA says Hiya Spooley
    sure am glad you beat that beatch. We all been a little worried about you.

    An I reckon you an Spots kin spel any ol' way y'all wants. LOL

    JIM


  10. 6/17/2011 8:16:00 AM Submitted by Spooled Again (74.197.160.233) from TEXAS says Thanks Cue
    Hezekiah was granted 15 additional years whne teh Lord told him to remove the idols from the Temple of Worship.

    The Lord gave me 17 more years after I turned from my idols, and then to top that, He did something so special for me, that He has only done for several others.

    SA

    Praise God


  11. 7/13/2011 6:36:00 AM Submitted by Spooled Again (74.197.160.233) from TEXAS says test
    test


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