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SUBJECT: # 4326: Heard at the Boat Ramp #2

Submitted by Larry (68.219.18.238) from GEORGIA on 4/22/2008 9:17:00 PM

"Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and frustrate him for a lifetime." There has to be more funny stories out there, anybody been to the ramp lately?

  1. 4/23/2008 1:05:00 AM Submitted by Spooled Again from OTHER says Onliest Ramp .....
    ...I can visit is this virtual Ramp rite cheer Lare. You ever seen a Bote Ramp in da desert? ......me neither umkay?

    Now Iffin fokes were a bit more nicer, I might could be persuaded to post some of my 'primo stories' from past life experiences, however, due to all the rotten tamaters that ushewully fly when I do so, I tend to be ....ummm...a bit more intrepid than earlier.

    SA

    Been through da desert on a horse wif no name.


  2. 4/23/2008 7:28:00 AM Submitted by Larry (72.152.31.25) from GEORGIA says Rotten Tamaters
    Sorry Spooley did not know you were not at home and I never threw any tamaters your way. Heck with them fellows.Tell me a good one!!!


  3. 4/23/2008 12:30:00 PM Submitted by Spooled Again from TEXAS says Werkin fer The Man Lare!
    Got me over here exiled in da desert again (Saudi Arabia). Been a bad boy onced too often...again, so He put me back here not at all unlike the times He put the Jews over in Babylon.

    Da homeland rules. I disremember that line in da movie Joe Dirt where he finally finds his parents home and the old cajun man is tellin Joe, "home is where da heart is boy."

    SA

    Tryin to straighten up my acts a bit and then maybe I can come back home to da lake.


  4. 4/23/2008 8:25:00 PM Submitted by Larry (68.218.104.200) from GEORGIA says Long way from home!!
    May God Bless you and keep you safe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  5. 4/23/2008 11:11:00 PM Submitted by Spooled Again from TEXAS says Thanks Larry
    Will be home when that time comes.

    SA


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