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SUBJECT: What the hell you boring buffoons!!!!!!!!! Submitted by Yodaman (70.246.223.97) from MISSOURI on This is in 2 weeks, lets get the chit stirred up for @^%& sakes!!!!! Whose bringin the OKRA????? Should I whip up some "fixins" for the Q??? The O is my lake peeps, so get ready for an arse whoopin!!!!! But just in case I don't catch anything, my elbows have been bothering me lately, I have a bit of a headache, my stomach hurts, I have a nasty case of food poisoning, my dog bit me yesterday, my truck needs new brakes, my glasses broke, I lost my keys, I have a mean case of the chits, my neighbor stole my leaf blower, I tripped on one of the kids toys and broke my big toe, gas costs too damn much, my hair hurts and my boater doesn't like to go more than a mile from the resort, lmfaooooo!!!!! here we go....................... Buzz from MINNESOTA says Dear Mr. Yoda As a person of much sensitivity, I take umbrage to your many dispiriting remarks. I look forward to this event with great hope for a festival of civility, culture and pursuit of Micropterus ssp. Combined with elegant dining, conversation and refreshment Vern (204.73.55.10) from MINNESOTA says Yodaman, watch out for Buzz The way I hear it, he is one of those 1970's dopers that spent just a little too much time sniffing Carbona and smoking that wacky weed. Lord, knows what it did to his brain. Yodaman (69.179.165.102) from MISSOURI says Well Buzz I'd stay the hell away from me then, lmaooooooo!!!!!! Yodaman (69.179.165.102) from MISSOURI says Oh and....... BTW, it's Micropterus Salmoides my dear sir, heheheheheee!!!! C'mon next Friday!!!!! Buzz from MINNESOTA says My dear sadly mistaken Yodaperson You are correct that the Largemouth Black Bass is Micropterus Salmoides, however the Smallmouth Bass is Micropterus Dolomieu. And the Kentucky, and/or Spot Bass fall into other categories commonly known as Micropterus ssp. Micropterus cataractae Williams & Burgess 1999 shoal bass Micropterus coosae Hubbs & Bailey 1940 redeye bass Micropterus dolomieu dolomieu Lacépède 1802 northern smallmouth bass Micropterus dolomieu velox Hubbs & Bailey 1940 Neosho smallmouth bass Micropterus notius Bailey & Hubbs 1949 Suwannee bass Micropterus punctulatus punctulatus (Rafinesque 1819) northern spotted bass Micropterus punctulatus henshalli Hubbs & Bailey 1940 Alabama spotted bass Micropterus salmoides salmoides (Lacépède 1802) largemouth bass Micropterus salmoides floridanus (Lacépède 1802) Florida bass Micropterus salmoides ssp. Cuatro Cienegas bass Micropterus treculii (Vaillant & Bocourt 1874) Guadalupe bass Yodaman (70.129.35.227) from MISSOURI says OK, Tell you what....... You let me know how many of those besides Micropterus Salmoides and Micropterus Punctulatus you catch at Lake of the Ozarks, lol. Vern (204.73.55.10) from MINNESOTA says Buzz is into Amia calva Don't listen to that old windbag, he is an avid pursuer of Amia calva. Buzz from MINNESOTA says stew JohnD's Bowfin Stew I made a nice bowfin stew today similar catfish stew. I skinned the bowfin pieces I had in freezer, slightly unthawed, by running a sharp knife between skin and flesh. It may have helped to use some catfish skinning pliers. Boil the fish in water and some salt, drain, then remove the bones and put fish back in the now empty pot. Finely dice some potatoes, celery, onion, a few pieces of lean bacon, and some green onion. Add to pot with a couple of cans of diced tomatoes then add enough water to cover. Add a couple of caps of vegetable oil, salt and pepper, chopped fresh parsley & dry, powdered chicken bouillon, and one (or more) small dry red hot pepper. Well to tell you the truth, I liked this better than the catfish stew. I served it over white rice to make a soup style stew. It is a great and delicious stew - bon appetit! John D in SC 02/06/06 Hoot from Iowa says You guys are way too much I graduated years ago so I don't have to memorize all those scientific names. Now I have Yoda and Buzz as ready references should have spent less time studying back then if I knew I'd have you two around... Hoot will not make excuses because as an old has been,over the hill cowboy I'm already considered a sorry excuse of a fisherman..but will make note of Yoda's list in case I need a good one in the future!! However when it comes to knowing a multitude of trivial worthless information and the great art of bull chitting I have no peers.... Buzz from MINNESOTA says Hoot, call me 612-348-9053 Yodaman (69.179.162.7) from MISSOURI says Haha!!!!!! See, now we're getting the "Buzz" going. 1 week and counting till we're down there!!! BASSMAN IA. from IOWA says leewsers Dinner?? Had walleye tonight, Bass last nite. Yoda, with all those ailments I think it is a case of boatless bank trash. Hey bring some of your old clothes that you have out grown, I need them, 253 and counting.

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