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SUBJECT: LARRY, You have been reeeeel Quiet lately
Submitted by
Bender, MS Gulf Coast from ALABAMA on
Are you fishing or just laying around licking yourself?
I have not posted it here but I will just so eveyone can laugh. It is a fishing journal of sorts:
Left the good old south coast of MissaBama for the Bama TBF Federation qualifier at Eufaula Wednesday morning looking forward to two days of fishing before the tournament. On I-65 between Greenville and Evergreen the Dodge made a sputter and croaked. Dropped number 2 cylinder and cracked head. Dodge still at dealership if anyone wants it before I tow it back. Bought new Truck. BTW, FLW/TBF Membership was good for $1864.00 discount right up front before rebates and dealer discount.
Got up there Thursday late and managed to get a little water time Friday. Saturday left in third flight and fished hole number 1-ZIP on to Hole number 2. Dropped the trolling motor and went in circles. The pins had sheared in the head. I remove the head cover to survey the damage and promply dropped that over board. Called Tournament Director and got permision to come to truck and get tools to "Carolina" Rig the head. My travel partner had the keys to my truck somewhere between Lake Point and Fort Rucker. Who knows? AL, the President towed me to Georgetown and got a motor repaired and back to launch all with my co in tow and in sight of my person.
Now, On top of weighing in doughnuts for the day, someone has backed into my trailer fender and I now have a mass of mangled fiberglass.
Russian Roulette anyone?
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Starboard from TEXAS says To answer your question,
I just learned the following in an E-mail:
"If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb."
Since this is going around the World Wide Web, I figure good ole Larry has been kidnapped by Osama or that loon in Iran. It would explain it.
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Larry-Southern Indiana from INDIANA says I've been real busy bender
The past month I've driven over 5,000 miles, had the oil changed twice in my company van. I've been from one end of Tenn./Ky twice doing service calls/repairs. I did get to see Graceland when I was in Memphis last week. Heck of a place for sure. Was in Nashville(again)yesterday and this morning I'm headed to Owensboro,Ky and then Evansville,In and when I'm done it's straight to Patoka Lake for some fishing. Should have most of the afternoon and evening to fish. Then allday tommorow and allday sunday since the wife is going to Kings Island with a few of the grandkids sat. I check in here often and from what I've seen it's the same old schitt by the same old guys(repukelans)...
Our company has service contracts with companies everyone has heard of in this region of the country. When it's something to do with sprinklers/alarms dealing with fire protection I roll since I'm on call 24/7. I get plenty of windshield time and overtime(UNION PAY at that!) doing my job which I love BTW. I always have my bag packed with clothes incase I need to stay which costs me nothing.
Have a great weekend I am..........$3.85.9 here...Damn Shame HuH? It was $3.55.9 in Nashville yesterday and the otherday north of Memphis it was $3.41.9.....Maybe dollar will give another one of his lectures on how the oil companies are barely getting by. Dollar might be full of schitt more than I am.........Gotta roll in a few see ya'll monday evening good lord willing Eh.
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