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    Morning Humor
from fatzso #19093  
6/22/2012 7:43:15 AM

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 After an excitingly hot 69 position with his girlfriend, Wade remembered
he had a dentist appointment. He was afraid that the dentist would smell
pussy on his breath so he brushed his teeth 7 times, used dental floss 8
times & on top of that gargled 1 litre of Listerine.

As he arrived at the dentist he sucked 2 strong mints. His turn came up &
the dentist told him to take a seat. Feeling confident & relaxed, Wade
opened his mouth wide. The dentist got close enough & said, "Man, did you
have 69 before you came here"? "Why"? Wade asked, "Does my breath
smell like pussy"?


"No" The dentist replied, "Your forehead smells like shit."


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   Uhh,,,fatz... from Spinny  6/22/2012 8:39:37 AM
 ...this could get you banned.


Not that anyone around here ain't chucklin', just that some (Gerry) takes a dim view of explicit sexual language and content.


brownspotonyourforeheadSammy.


   Must have been a mighty stench ........ from Wade Fisher  6/22/2012 8:48:27 AM
 Since turning forty my forehead has been growing. Bwahahhaha


Wade


Good job on punctuation fatzo, but you left liter misspelled on the C&P.


   Good morning from Tubejig  6/22/2012 9:03:21 AM
 You are getting better with the jokes!!!!!!!!!


69 ---- Breakfast of Champions



   Confused from fatzso #19093  6/22/2012 9:32:31 AM
 I apologize if someone is offended. Thong Thursday had some pretty explicit pictures so ventured up some on the jokes. You have to admit though it was funny. I will now crawl back into my hole.


   Bwahahahahaaa from Spinny  6/22/2012 9:36:37 AM
 There's a real fine line with the managemant that all of us have crossed at one time or another, and paid the price.


I thought it was funny as hell but figgered someone should warn ya.


   One other thing fatzo ........ from Wade Fisher  6/22/2012 9:42:45 AM
 I prefer 68.


That's were she does me and I owe her one. Bwahahahaha


Wade


Was pretty funny


   Yeah Fatzo from Cuejockey  6/22/2012 10:21:44 AM
 We pretty much police ourselves so Gerry doesn't get involved. Those pics yesterday were over the top, especially with no NSFW (or anything else) warnings. Those two perpetrators will receive extreme censure and reprimand at "Salty Dawg".


Not a new joke, but pretty good.


extraturninthebarrelSpinnyandCrow


   The way to tell it... from Cuejockey  6/22/2012 11:00:45 AM
 


After an excitingly hot 69 position with his girlfriend, Wade remembered
he had a Chiropractor appointment. He was afraid that Gene the Chirobro would smell
love juice on his breath so he brushed his teeth 7 times, used dental floss 8
times & on top of that gargled 1 liter of Fayette kickapoo elixer.


As he arrived at the Chiropractors he sucked 2 strong mints. His turn came up &
Chirobro told him to lay on the table. Feeling confident & relaxed, Wade
opened his mouth wide. Chirobro got close enough & said, "Man, did you
have 69 before you came here"? "Why"? Wade asked, "Does my breath
smell like "love juice"?


"No" Chirobro replied, "Your head smells like shxxt.


Or the short form #57


This is offically drivel now.


   a 10..nm from Gene  6/22/2012 11:25:42 AM
 lol


   Thanks Cue from fatzso #19093  6/22/2012 12:26:23 PM
 I will take this under advise and continue to put our quality material.


Gene-a 10...My Gawd thanks...A big huddle cleared today.


Tubby


   oh, no yours was a 5, my bad..nm from Gene  6/22/2012 12:38:58 PM
 lolos, just kidding, don't get yer thong in a bunch.


Can a thong get in a bunch??


   In a BunchIf from Cougarcat  6/22/2012 3:55:30 PM
 if a thong gets in a bunch it is no longer a thong cuz it doesn't show.


   Hey Wade, you stop picking on Fatzo from bobj #17034 #17034  6/22/2012 5:46:15 PM
 He is trying to be an Australian and spelt litre correctly.


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