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SUBJECT: # 18831: Howdy, folks. I bin lurkin' sum time now hereabouts
Submitted by Will E. Schitt (168.57.21.85) from TEXAS on 8/17/2001 3:41:00 PM
and I wuz wonderin' how you fellers could tolerate that there flashin' sign up at the top of the NF page that talks about them "Hedon's" what sits on them "divans" up there?
Don't you know it is illegal to be a Hedon? You kin go to jail bigtime for hedonin' yore 14 year old sister or her 13 year old cousin...less'n you marry them. Then, you still ain't safe till they be 16 yars old. I tell ya, you better watch out what with that there pornyograffy stuff a flashin' on yore wunnerful site.
Personally, I don't think there's nuthin wrong with bein' a sister kisser...they do it all the time in Virginia...but it shore does rile up the church going Baptists around these here parts if'n you do that in publically.
Will
- 8/17/2001 3:47:00 PM
Submitted by
Stanky Schitt (128.249.230.131) from TEXAS says Daddy!
Doggie Schitt done had hisself nother asident on your pillow, right where my sister Uglier Dan Schitt slept las nite.
- 8/17/2001 3:53:00 PM
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Will E. Schitt (168.57.21.85) from TEXAS says I tol' you li'l Schitt's NOT to play
on Momma and Daddy's bed! We is makin you another li'l piece o' Schitt there every nite, and there you go, schitting our playpen!Uglier Dan is gonna whup yore asses!
Will E.
- 8/17/2001 4:02:00 PM
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Texas Dept. of Family Welfare (63.70.128.52) from TEXAS says How well is your family ?
The reason I ask is due to the fact that I know Stankey and Uglier Dan are being neglected , neither has seen their momma Buncha Schitt in 5 months ! This information was sent to me by a man by the name of Jack who claims to be their uncle , to further this investigation I need to know if he is Jack Schitt or is the moms brother and carries the name Meoff . Being there is a Buncha Schitt wantin to see a child Uglier Dan Schitt and one Stankey Arz Schitt , I need to know if Will E Schitt knows Jack Schitt !You don't rekon !
- 8/17/2001 4:09:00 PM
Submitted by
Pisa Schitt from TEXAS says I am one of the official schitts
Now all of you imposters scram!
- 8/17/2001 4:41:00 PM
Submitted by
Will E. Schitt (168.57.21.85) from TEXAS says Well, who died and made you the BIG SCHITT?
Sheesh!I wuz just worryied about that there banner up at the top of this here NF page...that's all.
Will E.
- 8/17/2001 5:04:00 PM
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Backwoods Texas Judge (63.70.128.52) from TEXAS says This court will come to order !
OK now I'm gonna ask this only once , do any of you know Jack Schitt ? Leava the record shows your the aunt to Uglier Dan nd Stankey . Now Will E., Leava , Pisa Schitt , Uglier Dana , Buncha , Stankey Arze , people do you know Jack Schitt ?Since none of you know Jack Schitt let the record show him to be Jack N Meoff from behind the scene of one Buncha Schitt !
Bet ya did'nt think I had it in me did ya !LOL
- 8/17/2001 5:23:00 PM
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Uncle Pyla Schitt from TEXAS says You poor bastages don't even want to go there
Impersonating a Schitt is a good way to git yourself kilt.Nobody talks to my neice that way. You are as good as dead Will. On your tombstone will be the following. "This man loved his crack."
- 8/17/2001 5:53:00 PM
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Backwoods Texas Judge (63.70.128.52) from TEXAS says To what Plya Schitt are you refering ?
Is it that she is ready for Jack N. Meoff(from behind the scenes of one Buncha Schitt) , and is not Jack Schitt ?
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